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(no subject) [Apr. 3rd, 2006|05:54 pm]
[Current Location |Why do they have a thing for current location now]

Amanda, it was a mini-Cadbury Egg, not tickets. So, the treat was good, but not as good as Eugene.
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"You're a puzzle, Rachel." [Mar. 26th, 2006|11:58 am]
[Current Mood |coldcold]

I went to the doctor's yesterday. We are going to have to make appointments for some things. I have to get a CT scan of my "abdomen and pelvis," and also an ultrasound of my thyroids.

I really wish I was all the way better!! I hate this...

I'm not feeling as bad though, but now when I feel good, I worry about what if I start feeling really sick again. Annoying! Just stop, dummy!

The doctor said, "I really don't think this is psychological." What a relief.
Dr. Glasson thinks it's probably my stomach, and Dr. Rasansky thinks it's either my stomach or my thyroids. He said my neck looked big. I think it was just the way I was sitting, though. Also, his name is Ronald, but he doesn't have red hair.

I got some blood drawn again. 3 viles full, and the nurse was the one who kind of stinks at it...Like she can't get the blood out and she jabs the needle all inside my arm. Ow...She's nice, but I'd really prefer having the small older lady draw my blood. "I'm speedy," she said. She's super fast, it takes like 5 seconds to get a whole ton, and this other lady takes five minutes.
I could hear the blood trickling into the vile...Ew. I was staring at the wall the whole time.

Dr. Glasson was like "We can't let you leave here without torturing you a bit first!" She's knows I hate shots and all that.
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"You're like a fifties bully now." [Mar. 15th, 2006|07:59 pm]
[Current Mood |accomplishedaccomplished]

Yes, I was a jerk to the brats on our bus today, and let me tell you, it was the best moment of my life.
These fools, sophomores & freshman, are very obnoxious, you see. They had balloons they kept blowing up and making annoying noises with. Then, they started bopping the balloon around and hitting other kids with it in the back of the head.
So, when it landed near me and Dolly's seat, I stomped on it and popped it.
It was so fun.
"Oh...someone popped it..."
Wah, wah!

Man, was it FUN!
Also, it felt like a burden was lifted from me. That was a mystical balloon sent from God. Oh yes.
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HUTZNOVETZ [Jan. 7th, 2006|09:41 pm]
I should go to the East Village right now and find Eugene Hutz. That would be the best thing ever. No one even compares to him. We need better boys at our school. Actually no, because I'm gonna marry Eugene anyway so it doesn't matter.
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(no subject) [Dec. 21st, 2005|06:32 pm]
I hate 100x100, especially now because "JonFen S. Fur" is smashed.
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ILLUMINATION [Dec. 21st, 2005|06:30 pm]
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Techno Christmas Extreme [Dec. 9th, 2005|09:25 pm]
[Current Mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[Current Music |de do do do de da da da]

We put the ornaments on our tree today while listening to: electronica, dance, heavy metal and retro-active. It was fun.

HAhahahaha This makes me laugh...

Saving the w0rld [9:21 PM]: um, did he mean pumpkin?
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(no subject) [Nov. 30th, 2005|08:54 pm]
Plankton41 [8:52 PM]: The Translation Guide - Ukranian
Plankton41 [8:52 PM]: OMG!!!!!!
Plankton41 [8:52 PM]: hoptza times a thousand man
cuteme876 [8:52 PM]: fricken sweet
Plankton41 [8:52 PM]: oh no~!~!~!~!~!
Plankton41 [8:53 PM]: i clicked something and it said this page cannot be displayed
Plankton41 [8:53 PM]: RIP OFF
Plankton41 [8:53 PM]: ANTI HOPTZA!!! i take that back
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haha im messed up [Nov. 26th, 2005|09:16 pm]
[Current Mood |lovedwoooooo!]
[Current Music |Dirty Harry--Gorillaz]

shirtless 2D in the dirty harry video


I need a gun to keep myself from harm
The poor people are burning in the sun
But they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
Cos all I do is dance
Cos all I do is dance
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start wearing purple for me now [Nov. 26th, 2005|08:50 pm]
[Current Mood |gratefulgrateful]
[Current Music |start wearing purple wearing purple nanananana]

beautiful, dazzling gogol bordello performance on conan o'brien last night!
i can't wait to escape to the east village where I will kidnap the luscious eugene hutz.

I guess my mom understands my gogol obsession, seeing as she can't stop singing start wearing purple.
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